Starting at 9am on Sunday 17th August I will be attempting to write forty five stories in one day. That's three pieces of flash fiction an hour and approximately 13,500 words in fifteen hours- over twice the amount of words I wrote for the creative part of my dissertation!
This is all well and good, but dear reader I require your help. Like any writer I need inspiration, a muse, and I am picking you. I need titles for the stories, as bizarre and random as you desire (please, please make them random and bizarre!) Suggest as many as you'd like. I'm not sure how widespread this will become and I need to end up with at least forty five titles, so go crazy!
If being the inspiration for a creative type is not enough of an incentive to get involved (I can't see why it wouldn't be) then I should inform you I am also doing this for two charities: Teenage Cancer Trust and SANCCOB (The Southern African Foundation for the Conservation of Coastal Birds or as I see them as, Penguin Protectors!) You can find the links to both donation pages below. Any small amount will be gratefully received.
I hope you are able to join me on the day as I go through the strenuous and gruelling task of sitting down for a long period of time and typing away on my keyboard.
https://www.justgiving.com/Andy-Cashmore-Teenage-Cancer-Trust
https://www.justgiving.com/Andy-Cashmore-Penguin-Support
I'll post all updates and links to stories on my twitter @AndyJCash. Follow for updates on the day!
Too much fun not to join in, so, titles!:
ReplyDeleteDeath's Favourite T-shirt
The Left Shoelace
A Rose made of Paper and Plastic
14 Across, 9 Down
Socks on a Singer Sewing Machine
Good luck!
Hi Andy, here's some title suggestions
ReplyDelete'The Last Slice'
'Broken Polka Dots'
'The Hour Glass Boutique'
I'll make sure to make a donation!
This is such an incredible idea, and so fu. I want to read the finished pieces!!
ReplyDeleteMy contributions...
Purple Wasn't A Good Idea
Bubbles
The Trouble With Trolls
Feathers on the Floor
Good luck, and have fun :)
Love Millie xxx
Tom Who Had Good Table Manners
ReplyDeleteReasons for Talking
The OCD Tree
Swearing: A Nun`s Tale
This is my second attempt at posting, I'll try and remember the titles!
ReplyDeleteDock Leaf, part II
The Abandoned Croissant
After the Disco
Mostly We Cycle to Evening Class
(they save penguins)
Same New
#loveinadigitalage
Wonders of the Third World
What I also said was how great an idea this is! I can't wait to see the results. Will you be posting the stories live as you write them, a la Tim Clare's 100-poems-in-a-day, or after the event? (I hope the former!).
Good luck.
Ben x
DELUXE OIL SPECIALITY
ReplyDeleteThe kindness of woodlice
That cat that could only talk to dogs
Eggs Benedict between the sheets
A Day in the Life of Ivan (Denise's Bitch)
Gorgonzola Nights
Squinting for money
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Jane and jam
Walls without stones
The amen and the hallelujah
Have fun!
Philippa
Huge respect... I wrote 24 in 24 hours for Comic Relief and my brain was like jelly for 48 hours afterwards; hope that you survive the experience and enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteHere are some titles...
The day Father Christmas Resigned
Six Hours in October
The Harder They Fall
The Elephant Said No
The Final Guilty Verdict
No Heroes Today, Please
Have fun!
The Day People Cared
ReplyDeleteMaelstrom on The Planet of Glass
The Acorn Problem.
Contemplation Problems
Riding the Dart
The Perilous Tale of Cynthia Addlesbee
The Crux of Noodle Pie
Zealots with Lighters
Hope these help.
Good luck and happy writing!
The exiled Gardner.
ReplyDeleteEvery Mango
How to make Jollof rice.
Glock
Fire Water
Blue-Black Water and the Cracks in the Ice
ReplyDeleteAs You Reach, I Fall Through
Running Faster than All the Fears Combined
Enjoy!
Three Coins on the Moon
ReplyDeleteField of Unicorns
ter Gordon and the Mirror of Darkness
Planet of the Unicorns: Damnation
The Mirror Pirates and the Field of Nightmares
Is this enough?
Recalculating...
ReplyDeleteLittle Green Wounded Warrior
The Lightening Will Not Stay Forgotten
We Shall Not Speak of the Laundry
Touchdown Buddha
The Adventress of Barnaby Road
ReplyDeleteThe Masticating Habits of the North Staffordshire Gnomid
Dark Rapture
A Chalice Filled with Midnight
Pirates take my baby brother to the orphanage
ReplyDeleteDeath visits mother one last time
My geeky toys go on a geeky adventure
I had nothing left but a winter's dream
Life is a cruel Joke for the undead kind
The seven shoes
ReplyDeleteWearing a Skort to the Undead Ball
ReplyDeleteDueling Squirrel Cults
Cherry Blossoms For Elite Gamers
It Was Because of the Snail, Not the Fridge
The Right Hand Soap, The Wrong Hands
Birds of a Feta Blur
Estimated Time of Arrival
ReplyDeleteGood luck--can't wait to follow along on Twitter!
ReplyDeleteWyverns on Wednesday
Toothpaste and Orange Juice
Athena's Husband
Joy's Curse
Either the Zombie or the Vampire
Maybe the Lightning Rod
What Do Unicorns Poop?
Hand Cream, Tape, and a Wallet
But For The Want of a Human Hair
The Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
Letters from the Litterbox
Walking to Infinity
Tea and Toads
Mister Harper's Secret
Slimy Dishes and Gritty Floors
Should Have Just Signed Off
Thought of a few more…
ReplyDeleteThe Amino Acid Editor
Knee Deep in Tadpoles
Soup is for Slurping
Reptilians Ate My Homework
Yoga Pants and Stilettos
Don't Blink and Jive
If Memory Serves
Gratuity Not Included
Discount Happiness
Please Ignore the Sharks
No, I Do Not Want a Handbag
Fish and Microchips
Quit While You Have a Head
Why grouting a kite is a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteThe perils of preserving porcupines.
The small man and the dried biscuit.
A sunny day on the moon.
The universal cereal.
Well as the are 45
ReplyDeleteThe Colt Collection?
The leopard slug next to the bookcase.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the gnome eat my bananas?
Good causes, good luck!
Chris.
One anonymous day outside
ReplyDeleteThe misgivings of Jeremy Plum
The day I bought a penguin
Twelfth time's a charm
The final door
If my dog could speak
Snail stepping
Grabbing the thorns
My favourite chair
72 hours in a box
Adding a teaspoon of excellence
The pea without a shell
ReplyDeleteRoad-hogging budgerigars
The woman without a left eyebrow
Watching Sandpaper
Much ado about EVERYTHING!!!
A month with hair
If sharks could fly
Ode to a green grape
Ode to a purple grape
Life of a ragdoll
Thats my 5 min creative burst for the day :) Good luck with your challenge!
Friends without benefits
ReplyDeleteDouble O
That's what she said
Ian: The Musical
ReplyDeleteWhere did we leave the Sheriff's pelican?
Travelling Again
Literary Balls
Robert Frost is the incorrect answer
Doormouse
Evening in Huddersfield
SHOUTING ABOUT TREES
Over there, no, over there, look! Can't you see where I'm pointing?
Wales
Naked
ReplyDeleteIt's a Brown thing...
ReplyDeleteWriting for Wellbeing
ReplyDeleteGood luck Andy! =]
My life as a golf ball
ReplyDelete10 ways to make personal stereos 'personal'
10 things to do between football seasons
What is the point of flying ants?
I unwrapped a real penguin and found ......
500 jobs in jeopardy .... where is jeopardy ?
Budweiser - The King of Beers
ReplyDeleteIt's all about me
Secret safe or Safe secret?
The drive to nowhere
Arrival of the Death Star
I know you already started but just in case:
ReplyDeleteFrom limbo with love.
Running out of ammo in heaven.
Things are the way they are.
Shooting stars and broken dreams.
The art of not finishing your
Labouring the point is the best way to stand out.
The perks of being a heroin addict.
The Master Blaster Pastor
ReplyDeleteThe Slightly Shorter Way to Tipperary
"Mr. Ringtoss"
Escape of the Mustache Eaters
Commissioned to Sculpt a Donkey
The Call of the Wheeled
Pine Box, Pewter Spoon
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