Sunday, 17 August 2014

27) Pirates Take My Baby Brother to the Orphanage

There yar some tings you nevar farget. That night at the orphanage be one of them. Arr captain pointed to the place on the map when we asked where Davey Jones’s pendant be. It made sense at the time; hiding it at sea would be too obvious. Hiding it in an orphanage on the coast, the bordar of his domain and the place he dare not tread. It all clicked.

It be, or were, a large place. Little steeple for ringing bells. They used it when we cannonballed the hell out of thar glass windows and hollow bricks. Fire spread quickly. Nevar stood a chance. When we went inside to plunder, thar be nothing but cold, white bodies. We showed the captain arr work. He started blubbering like a baby pushing his head into my chest. Poor soul. A deckhand put him down for a nap and we looked for the pendant.

The pendant was narwhere. We did find some interesting documents regarrding arr captain. We know whar his brothar be. A land lubber, lives on a farm. Not a life for a pirate like arr captain. We decided we’d keep an eye on him until he be ready to make his own decision. Would you want to go back to a family who abandoned ye to the like of me? Some child murderar! Yarh, I’ve done bad tings in my time, but that was the warst.


But forget all that. Tell me stranger, where do I have to cut this little baby’s throat to get to Davey Jones’s pendant?

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