3) How to Sky Dive Without Dying

It’s a magic trick I learnt while in South America. It requires deft hands, a little showmanship and of course a trusting voice.

First you introduce yourself while you’re still on the ground. People can be a bit anxious, so just act friendly. It doesn’t matter what you talk about (although don’t mention the actual dive. I’d go so far as to share in their fear as to what they’re about to do and then go onto something else. Music works well.)

Once you’ve gained their trust, it’s time to move onto the plane. Oh, I should probably mention that this trick really only works if you’re an instructor working one on one, but you might be able to swindle it if you’re part of the group. I haven’t tried it. Okay, so in the plane keep the conversation flowing. Talk through safety instructions so your friend knows your experienced at this, even if it’s really your first time.

When it comes to the dive, you should have their trust and be either jumping partners or jump one after the other. Depending on how cocky you’re feeling, you can do this part without a parachute. It’s much more exhilarating, but the risk is greater.

So at this point, you’ve jumped out the plane, hurtling towards the ground. What next? You dance the sky dance with your friend. You twirl and spin and somersault and run your hands and fingers all over them. Scream with them in excitement. Make them laugh. As a magician, you owe them that much. Soon you’ll come to the point of pulling your chute open.

Now stare at your partner. Watch their eyes widen behind their goggles and their mouth open as they frantically search for the chute release pull. It’s gone. Their chute is gone. If you didn’t wear a parachute yourself, this is the best part. Suddenly you’re wearing their chute. It’s amazing. Just magic.

The final steps include waving your friend goodbye (or any other taunt, but be respectful), pulling the chute and landing somewhere safe and far away. Then run. Laughing is optional.

Did you miss the magic part of the trick? Don’t worry, I can show you how it is done.